Seek shelter, a disaster is coming

GET ON THE LIST OR CRY LATER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T

GET ON THE LIST OR CRY LATER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T

Be first in line for Wait or watch from the sidelines when it blows up. Join now to get the launch alert.

SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY CONFUSED

SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY CONFUSED

These are for the slow ones who couldn’t figure it out.

Why do I even need to join the waitlist?

Because you like missing out?

What happens if I don’t sign up?

Nothing. Except you’ll be watching everyone else flex while you cope.

Is this really worth my time?

Not if you’re comfortable being irrelevant.

How do I know this isn’t just hype?

You don’t. That’s why it’s called being early instead of being late.

Can I still join later?

Sure. Right after it’s too late.

Why do I even need to join the waitlist?

Because you like missing out?

What happens if I don’t sign up?

Nothing. Except you’ll be watching everyone else flex while you cope.

Is this really worth my time?

Not if you’re comfortable being irrelevant.

How do I know this isn’t just hype?

You don’t. That’s why it’s called being early instead of being late.

Can I still join later?

Sure. Right after it’s too late.